real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
