Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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