Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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