how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
