You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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