Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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