does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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