Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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