Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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