Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I can text with my tongue
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
