Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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