Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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