found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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