He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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