They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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