Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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