i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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