i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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