I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I understand Curling. That high.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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