My room smells like vodka and shame
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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