I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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