arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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