No, you can still breathe under the balls.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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