this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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