Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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