It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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