My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
