So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
How external is "for external use only"?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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