When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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