Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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