lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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