i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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