It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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