Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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