Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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