Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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