he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She tied me up with her honor cords...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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