a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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