i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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