This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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