how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Drunk is not a location!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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