in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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