I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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