just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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