just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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