My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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