Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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