Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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