if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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