Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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