let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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