You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
This toilet bowl is my home.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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