I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I wish i was in the wii world.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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