pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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