You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
